happy new year to my fellow jews. top 5 favorite jews. considering we're only like one percent of the world i guess its not hard to narrow down my favorites. number 5, seth rogen. funniest dude out there now. definitely my favorite jewish comedian, when adam sandler decides to make Happy Gilmore 2: The Chubbs Story, then we can talk about sandler rejoining the top 5. until then, sorry buddy. number 4, kind of in the same boat, judd apatow!! besides that dewey cox movie which was only slightly funny, this dude makes the funniest fucking movies. superbad, knocked up, 40 year old virgin, pineapple express, and even forgetting sarah marshall. it goes on and on. speaking of forgetting sarah marshall i fucking love that movie its coming out on dvd either soon or it came out this week so definitely go check that out. number 3, moses. we were enslaved for like 4,000 years or something like that. and moses was like fuck this, fuck you pharoah, i'm taking all my people, and we are bouncing the FUCK out of here. then he led us through the desert with nothing but matzah. you know that whole thing how people say jews are whiny. imagine the entire race of jews for 40 years walking through the desert. but moses did not give up. what a guy. my second favorite jew of all time, now keep in mind these next two guys are bigger to me than moses, so they have to be the real deal. number 2, max bemis. come on, it goes unsaid. seeing them at warped tour was amazing this year, i can listen to both records non stop, he's just a great man who speaks to me. i could do a whole liah about max bemis if i wanted to but its all shit i've said before. and finally, my number one, all time favorite jew, Jayson Andrew Fox. i miss you buddy.
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