LIAH #856

well. fuck my life. but. it's not over. this is rough. really rough. the jets lost and really hurt their playoff hopes. now we need either new england to lose or baltimore to lose. one of those needs to happen. and we need to beat miami. i never lose hope. never surrender. brett favre, captain america, can DO this. he can. come on. please god, i'm an islanders fan and a jets fan i think i've suffered enough. give me something. please. click the link. don't stop believin. never stop believin. what else do we got to hold on to. 

LIAH #855

well thanks to the snow the shake shack should be empty today. knock on wood. or people are only going to want hot chocolate. fuck hot chocolate. its the most annoying fucking thing to make, you think it wouldn't be but when you have to like steam it and all this shit. its a pain in the ass. either way, i'm coming back to the dub tomorrow. i get to see chris and billy. the haf galons, reunited. you don't have best friends like i do. i love you guys. 

LIAH #854

no shave november was quite the success i'd say, but in retrospect i think it'll be seen more as a tryout beard. i'm ready for the real deal. a legit beard. why not. i'm a man. thats what men do. anyway, HOW ABOUT THEM JETS!!!! ah man. our season is pretty much toast or on the path to toast if we lose that game this week. buffalo has the lead with 2:06 left. they've been running out the clock. they get greedy and decide to throw the ball. we fucking sack him and strip the ball for a fumble. shaun ellis grabs it and runs in for a touchdown to take the lead. it was epic. next week, just gotta stay focused, and then the showdown with the dolphins. oo baby.

LIAH #853

bunch of stuff going on. i started watching mad men. i absolutely love it. makes me wish i was around for the 60s it seemed like an awesome time. also i'm pretty sure today is the day i quit my job. or tomorrow. either one. if i see an opening today i'm gonna take it. i think i've had more experience quitting jobs than breaking up with girlfriends. the rush though, after a couple weeks you're like shit i have no money. but that rush right after you quit your job. ah. i remember going back to when i quit build a bear. i was fucking walking on air. this won't be such a happy quit. just something i have to do. whatever. at least i go home tomorrow. life moves on. 

LIAH #852

alright. i have an entire philosophy paper to write. 1000 words. i haven't started it. its all good though. its 10 o clock. i'm ready to kick ass. lets do it andrew. lets DO IT. this commercial always gets me pumped. click the title of the liah to find out! yeah, clever little addition. i like it. 

LIAH #851

like i told jay today, i'm convinced. if there is a god, he really hates the new york jets. its just not fair. fucking 49ers. the jets need to get their shit straight. this is too much for me.

LIAH #850

i need to finish up my first draft of my short film, Ralph Field, today. i like it. i think its good. my screenwriting professor thinks otherwise. supposedly paddy wagon is a politically incorrect term, so i think at the beginning of the year once i pitched my idea there was already a bad taste in her mouth. first of all, as the former vice president of the white plains high school irish club for 2 years, i think i've earned the right to say paddy wagon. irish club wouldn't have been what it is today if it wasn't for the Rose-Southard administration. but whatever, the fact is i've gotta finish this thing up. comedy isn't easy. i never really set out to write a comedy with this thing, i was just like wow this is pretty funny. supposedly theres a whole art to it. we'll see how it ends up. 

LIAH #849

well it was good seeing everyone. even though the weekend had its very dry spots, we still had our moments. anthonys was sick while it lasted, but maybe the best night might've happened saturday in our desperate search for piff. first off, the most evil sith in the universe, darth vader, actually came through for us. at first we were on a wild goose chase trying to follow the tai fighter to god knows where. but then we finally found this house, and we sent the brave Z-Man to get this shit. he came back with a bag that looked less promising than Rosie O'Donnell's new variety hour on NBC. but then we came back, shitty looking weed in hand, and rolled. what happened next, we actually got really fucking high in slutty cracker's backyard. it was awesome. and the conclusion we came to? this is the order of laughter when talking online.

ha. -pretty much the lowest form of laughter, you barely laughed at all something that was supposed to be funny was said so this is more of a sign of respect.

lol. -standard laugh, nothing special

haha. -a decent laugh. something funny was said, and with that, haha.

lmao. -that was pretty fucking funny. i mean right now, you are laughing your ass off. thats pretty fucking good.

LMAO. -same shit, but in caps? damn, thats funny. so funny you had to capitalize.

lmfao. -your fucking ass off, you're laughing your fucking ass off. anytime you have to use the word fuck and laughing in the same sentence somethign really funny is goign on.

LMFAO. -pretty much the funniest thing possible has been said and this is the most laughter possibly given. congrats on all sides, someone just laughed their fucking ass off and whoever said it feels like a god.

now the final, the king of all laughter, after long deliberation and discussion, number one,

ROFL. -think about it. you are literally out of your chair, fucking rolling ROLLING on the floor laughing. if you are in the middle of a ROFL, god be with you because you've lost all bodily functions. now it was agreed you look like a complete tool saying rofl and its a gamble to say, but if pretty much the funniest thing in the world has been said, then ROFL is necessary.

it was an epic conversation indeed. see you guys winter break.