on the first day god went there be light, and there was light. 2nd day, water, and there was water. third day, i'm not really sure, but he went on for 6 days until he was like nice, i just created everything that is everything, i am a beast. but that is until the seventh day. on the seventh day of creation, god said let there be dvr, and there was dvr. this is where the church, temples, mosques, whatever, this is where they are fucking up. if i was rabbi andrew and i was trying to convince people there is a god i'd go, "people, it's quite simple. there is this thing, called dvr. it records everything for you, and you will never have a moment where you have to watch shit on tv. dvr. god's gift to humanity." you want to talk about life changing, holy shit. and yes a slight pun intended. holy, get it. i used to be one of those guys who heard people talking about it, and i thought i was too cool for school. i used to go to people's houses and i hated those fucking remotes. i was that guy who always pressed stop or pause accidentally and everyone was like WHAT THE FUCK. and i was just like, chill you cockknockers, which would then proceed with me going to cry in the corner and cursing dvr's name. well no more my friends. all time, greatest invention ever made. dvr. just slightly above the wheel.
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