LIAH #964

well, desperate times call for desperate measures. in our troubled economy, finding a job is not easy. luckily, one franchise is always willing for my services. that franchise being build a bear workshop. i kid you not. i'm being called up to the big leagues at the store on fifth avenue. i've got an old connection there, and i dominated the bear promise on my audition. i felt like johnny drama auditioning for the new melrose place, but i nailed it. i really wish i was kidding about all of this, but i'm not. I, Andrew Southard, bearstuffing professional, am getting ready for my second tour of duty at the workshop. in the meantime i plan on taking a vacation for the next week and smoking myself off of Earth. once i return, back to build a bear.