LIAH #912

ah nice. it's like friday pretty much. no work till friday. i've never been so pumped for a week. southard cafe might be open for business? if people stop hacking into my GOD DAMN LIAH. i'm just kidding. but not really. but yeah, sorta. anyway. what else is new in the world. blink tickets go on sale soon. nhl draft soon. john tavares. got a little money in my pocket. i'm just happy in a lot of ways right now. it feels good.

LIAH #911

edit: yeah real funny jay. real funny. asshole.

hi, my name is andrew. what am i up to? i'm baked, yes baked. before i continue, hm, well i was gonna go on a whole rant on how amazing piff is. well piff has become an adjective used for amazing. like that shit was piff. think about it. or don't. so like what the fuck. is liah dead? nah of course not. i've just been working and lazy as fuck. don't worry, monday? i'm gonna sit down, and i'm gonna give you fuckers a liah. a real one. vintage stuff. maybe tomorrow i'll give a quick little thing. liah is gonna be back soon, and better than ever. i promise. until then, i'm just gonna go stick a giant dick in my mouth. toodles!

LIAH #910

well i hope everyone enjoyed the film. i think it turned out pretty good. and we move on. so the summer is pretty straight. got a good job, thats always a good thing. good. just saw terminator. it was, i dunno. i enjoyed it. a fun movie? not much to it but there was definitely some interesting awesome shit going on. christian bale is just the shit. new liahs to come soon. get pumped.

LIAH #909

ladies and gentlemen, the world premiere of Once Upon A Time In Suburbia.

LIAH #908.75

i'm having some technical difficulties. i'll put it this way, i'm not going to sleep until its up.

LIAH #908.5

remember the half liahs? well they're back, and its gonna be more like 12:30. finishing touches.

LIAH #908

so i missed my final monday, but i'm making it up tonight. a mild scare, but it all worked out. green day last night, ah fucking awesome. even though i almost didn't get in and i'm preparing my angry letter to webster hall as we speak. yes, the same webster hall that we didn't get in to afterprom last year. afterprom is one thing, green day is something entirely fucking different. they messed with the wrong jew. but the show was great. they were taking requests from the crowd, played 80 and at the library, basket case was awesome. she was awesome. they evened played coming clean which was really cool to see live. and a cover of strutter? nice. anyway, if i had time i'd give a full review of it but i don't. i have 3 book reports due tomorrow, and oh yeah, once upon a time in suburbia is debuting right here. 12:00 AM May 21st. you excited? get excited.

LIAH #907

the beard, rip. or until the end of summer. whatevs, just as many great men there are with beards, there are plenty of great ones without them. and if that means getting paid, then its time to say goodbye. going back to OG andrew southard. and i capitalized OG cause og just looks like i misspelled something and i'm not up to date with my street lingo. GREEN DAY TUESDAY. i capitalized GREEN DAY TUESDAY cause i'm pumped as shit.

LIAH #906

ladies and gentlemen, a rough cut has been made. may 21st, get excited.

LIAH #905

ah. so stressed. this fucking movie is gonna make me lose my god damn mind. its ok though, cause it's gonna be awesome. anyone out there good at garageband? wanna make me a score? i know, shitty liah, but i dunno what to tell you. this is a good kind of stress though. its what i do. these past couple of weeks have just been awesome on so many levels. not just my film. a lot of things. but right now i'm hungry, and theres a slice of cold pizza downstairs with my name on it. please don't stop checking, there will be better liahs soon. and don't forget, may 21st. once upon a time in suburbia making it's world premiere. also. i'm seeing green day next tuesday. at webster hall. like i have these little attacks in my head where i just think about it and i'm like YES. i'm so ridiculously pumped. you've read my whole thing on green day, i meant every word of that. they're in my top 3, but yet i've loved them the longest. billie joe armstrong is a god and green day is fucking awesome.

LIAH #904

well, i haven't written in a while. i've been busy. editing. and i felt bad. i tried writing a liah the other day but it just didn't work out. you ready for this shit? right now, here is the world premiere of the trailer for Once Upon A Time In Suburbia. enjoy.

LIAH #903

today is a big day. tuesday, my day off, lots to do. one big one, i start editing today!!!! ahh very exciting. the roles of film look awesome, i can't wait to jump right into it. i promised a trailer for the site soon, i dunno when that was but i promised it. and it'll come. and it'll be awesome. so whats todays gp. wake up, i did that. make some food. possibly eggs. possibly just grab some bread. we'll see. shower, eh maybe later. then i've gotta walk down to the Q which is kind of a bitch and a half but it'll take me right to 34th street. gotta pick up my digitized film. then come back. gotta work on my scene for acting with my cousin. which means smoke up. nice. then start editing this bad boy. YES. by the way the liahs have been lacking in quality recently. i know that. hey i did a whole freaking video my creative juices took a break. tomorrow, i'll do something good. or maybe not. btw watch something by paul thomas anderson. you've probably seen there will be blood, which is amazing. boogie nights, hard eight, magnolia, punch drunk love. all great fucking films. this dude is such an inspiration, watch magnolia. seriously. i know, its a 3 hour movie. it is SO good. you aren't bored for 3 hours. and john c reily is in it. yes step brothers dude. come on, watch it. what else are you doing? hm besides studying for finals, well, you gotta have priorities in life.

LIAH #902

well hello. took a mini little vacation from the liah. but its all good. pretty pumped to just do this final stretch of freshman year. i'm digitizing my film next, gonna start editing. then summer. might be working at a movie theater? hey i'm down. i'm pumped. its currently 858 and i've got 2 minutes before i gotta leave the house. i've got acting today, but i'm not presenting anything today so its just gonna be chilling for an hour and a half. sweet shit. stay classy. also i've made a big change in my life. after being loyal to speed stick for years, i'm seeing what old spice has to offer. we'll see.