LIAH #921

cash, money, john tavares, it's all good. first off, the islanders drafted john tavares!!!!!! not that its much of a surprise, but still. whats really the kicker here, is the islanders DID NOT FUCK UP. the last time we didn't fuck up was like, at least 15 years ago. i mean, nah dipietro over luongo? i love rick dipietro with a burning passion, my love for him is constantly flirting with going over the homosexual interstate. and if healthy, he has the potential to be a top 5 goaltender and then some. but still, luongo or dipietro it is a valid debate which many would go for the former rather than the later. am i one of those people? of course not, but it is a debate. anyway, my point, is this was the best move to make. and i'm so pumped. i can't wait to see johnny tavares lace up the skates for the new york islanders. can't wait. i started this with first off, but i'm not sure what other directions i was going to go in. sorry for the tease. JOHN TAVARES!!!!!!

LIAH #920

its been such a long time. -piano- i think i something -more piano- time doesn't wait for me, it keeps on rolling -oo yeah- here we go. nhl draft tonight. i've been waiting for this night for a long time. as you can tell by my little boston intro. nice? i know. i've made it pretty clear that i want john tavares. i do. if the islanders don't draft john tavares, i will be pissed. will it be the end of the world if they grab duchene? no. but still. JOHN TAVARES. all you gotta know is if you read on whatever that the islanders drafted john tavares, i will be a happy man. happy indeed.

LIAH #919

today i get my life in order. my car, smells, so bad. its all this fucking rain. i mean i think the rain is awesome so far, but its doing damage to my poor car. today, i will take care of it. we're going to bleach city. my fucking room is a dump too. time to clean that up. i think its kind of cool how my sleeping patterns have gotten somewhat more normal. i guess thats what having a job does to you. got the whole day ahead of me. time to do shit.

LIAH #918

thought i'd give a little video. no liahs for a while? i know. chill. i've been working and shit. more to come.

LIAH #917

i think yesterday might've been my most stressful day of work so far. around 4 weeks in, it was bound to happen soon. by the way 4 weeks is a complete guestimate but something is telling me that is exactly right. fucking mrs. d'angelo. she's not reading this so I don't care. at like 5:55 she goes can you watch my kids, this was last monday. let me remind you 6 o clock no questions asked i am out of there. thats just how it is, there is no such thing as overtime for cabana men. but whatever, i'm a nice fucking guy, so yeah no problem i'll watch your kids. all the other dudes were like the what the fuck are you doing, but i said nay, she'll be right back, i'll see you boys tomorrow. so 6:01 rolls around, and she comes strolling through. thank you thank you she goes. and its whatever. now i'm supposed to be gone. she needs to get all her shit together and her kids changed and go to dinner. i said good day, and i think this is where she thinks shes right in this arguement. she goes "i'm just going to get the kids changed and go to dinner". in her mind i guess that means, "put my shit away". but in the english language that means "i'm just going to get the kids changed and go to dinner". even if it did mean "put my shit away", i don't give a fuck because we're tlaking like 6:03-6:05 right now. at 6, i am gone. anything past 6 is not my responsibility. so you can keep living in your fantasy world mrs dangelo if you think i'm waiting around until 6:15-6:20 for you to get your fucking kids changed. no. not happening. so why am i telling you about what happened to me monday? well she left her shit out. after seeing me leave. and of course everything got wet. wonderful. she tore me a new asshole yesterday. i cleaned out her cabana. whatever. and its not like this is a one time thing, the minute i saw these pillows were wet i was just like fuck, she is gonna rip me one. cause every fucking day she bitches about something. i think thats where we get the term bitch from, its from people who bitch. anyway, i've got the day off today so thats good. i've got maybe around a dime so thats good too. and even though its currently 938 in the am right, that also is good, considering i got 12+ hours of sleep last night. so its all good. chickenfucker.

LIAH #916

no work, even though a part of me was looking forward to work. i dunno. i'm sure i'll regret that tomorrow. anyway, so i've got an unexpected day off. what to do what to do. maybe give the lungs a breather today. or maybe just roll up whatever i got left. i dunno i have an hour and a half till the moms comes home. more likely than not, there will be some thc in my system by that time. ah but the chris man changes his mind! time to go get blazed.

LIAH #915

where did the pictures go? the same place my brain cells went. i guess they go hand in hand. hands across america! ok. so what'd i do today. worked. but i finished reading survivor. in 2 and a half days. if you followed me on twitter you would know that. it just adds to the liah experience. ok, so i'm high? high. hi! life, inside, andrews, head. i'm going to write about something. it's 3am, i'm stoned, and i want to write about something. lets see, hm. i totally want to live in vancouver next summer. thats my plan. make money this summer, keep donating life while trying to get an internship in new york next year, is what i want to do. i realized i was yodaing that sentenece midway through but i was like fuck it, i'll get to use yoda as an adjective. i was about to go into a rant about yoda but i'm telling my gameplan now aren't i. weiner. anyway, so hopefully i'll get some hookups which will lead to opportunities in vancouver. and just live there next summer. get my shit on. before kevin smith made clerks, he went to vancouver. so i left the picture thing on a downnote. absolutely googling yoda, i am.

LIAH #914

hello. so far this summer has been pretty chill. working, making that money. making a lot of money. its awesome. my jew senses are tingling. the bank account is starting to get healthy again. thats always a good feeling. and tomorrow is like friday, cause then i don't have work tuesday and wednesday. get money, get paid. so who wants to come to the draft party the 26th? anyone? dag. it's going to be a beautiful moment when john tavares throws on the islander orange and royal blue. a beautiful moment indeed. stay tuned. holy shit liah 914? 914 whatup.

LIAH #913

around two times a year it's that magical time where the grand am gets to shine. i love that car very much and it deserves to get cleaned. so every now and then i reward it for good behavior. why not. so i've got a sperm check coming wednesday, then a real check friday. no...yes! islanders draft party at the coliseum june 26th who wants to come. dag that's right i'm the only islanders fan i know. jack?